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The Daily Bang Archives:

Before the West Side was won
momoney

Questions New Yorkers can Never Answer
travis from Queens

TV: Bad for Israel?
arye dworken

Date to keep in Shape
benji joffee

Film: Conjuring Before G-d
Jon Duker

YU Chooses New Pres
Eli Clark

Jewish Deep Thoughts
Ari Greenberg

Inside Dougies
Evan K.

Observant Observations of OZ
simmy kustanowitz

Jew Years Resolutions
jenn goldi

Hollywood L'atid Lavoh
Jordan Hiller

Meeting the Parents Scorecard
Gary Strong and Avi Korn

Jewish Featured Headlines
arye dworken

Canceling Simchat Torah?
Leah Granoff

The UWS "Al Chaits" Isaac Galena

Choose you own Dating Adventure Ahava Leibtag

Entertainment Rebbis
Isaac Galena

The Dating Dictionary
Ahava Leibtag

Single Gal Wedding Guide
Jessica R./Jessica M.

New York Vs. Out of Town
Chuck Cohen

WWF star Chyna, Frum?
Arye Dworken

Dividing things Jewish and Goyish
Isaac Galena

The Jewish 80's
Noach Bernstien

Datin, the Cheap Way
Avi Korn

J-escort service
Eli Goldmann

"It" Girl
Miriam Abramowitz

Foot-IN-Mouth Epidemic
Avi Korn

Jaded by Zemiroth
Lon Smolensky

Purim Special Report
Judah Levine

Press Your Luck
Danny Fax

Upper West Side Story
Arye Dworken

Guta Neshama Hunting
Arye Dworken

Casting Calls to Conference Calls
Isaac Galena

Meeting the Parents Scorecard

a special report from married correspondent  Gary Strong and BIO staffer Avi Korn

NEW reader comments

I went to YU: -5,000 pts
…Which stands for Yale University: +10,000 pts

I want to just sit and learn while your daughter works: -7,500 pts
…Learn , to be a doctor, of course - so that we can live in Lawrence: + 11,250 pts

Your daughter sure is easy…: -20,000 pts
…going: +12,000

I had no idea you would both be so fat: -8,000 pts
… that's "phat" with a "ph": -25 pts

I really spent a lot a time using pot in college: -2,000 pts
… Since I would make soup in it for the local homeless on weekends: +3,000

I'm gay: -200,000 pts
…I'm a Gators fan?: 0 pts.

What's "Shabbos"?: -20,000 pts
…. without my singing Aishes Chayal to your daughter?: + 50,000 pts

The reason why I like your daughter is because you're loaded: -15,000pts
… Loaded with torah: +15,000 pts

You really have a beautiful family… tell me, is it biblically prohibited to marry two sisters… and a brother?: -500,000pts
… because I'm preparing a dvar torah on forbidden relationships: +100,000 pts

You: Congratulations, When is your wife due?
Father: Due? Due for what?!?!?: -35,000 pts
You: …uhhh.. Due to have an obedient son-in-law?: +6.3 pts

Wow, you guys have a great home (+1,000 pts) - I hope we get it when you die…: -90,000 pts.
…. Who said that?: (Bonus -40,000pts)

I think the definition of "spousal abuse" is way too broad: -100,000pts
…Since I plan to be hitting on your daughter for the rest of my life!: +100,005 pts.

We should have the whole family picture taken! +1000 pts
…and then posted on onlysimchas.com - 613,000 pts

I don't have many career goals….-100,000
…that don't include setting aside time to be with my family +200,000

The resemblance between your wife and your daughter is remarkable +20000
They've certainly both been pregnant before -100000

My family is Chasidic: 0 points
…and would probably not consider you Jewish. - 100,000pts
…oh, and they don't pay taxes! +500,000pts

I'll be honest, I am in no way shape or form Shomair Negiah: -500,000
…when it comes to my parents-to-be, now give me a hug! +200,000

What a wonderful dress!: +1000…for a woman your size: -300,000

I love the bitch! -2,000pts
Have you always had such a beautiful laberdor retreiver? -1,000pts

Well, my family originally hails from Brooklyn -100,000pts
…Brookline, MA that is +3000pts

I'd like to ask for your blessing to marry your daughter +200,000
…so what if we've been married 3 years? -100,000

This house is spectacular! +250,000
…I wonder if they have such houses for young kollel guys like this in Israel? -100,000pts

Thanks - your wife's cooking makes my stomach upset -100,000pts
...upset that my mom doesn't cook as well +200,000pts

I met your daughter on the bangitout.com personals: GAME OVER

What was your score?

please send all comments, questions, feedback to Senior correspondent, Avi Korn and Gary Strong

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