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The Daily Bang Archives:

80's movie UWS Dating Lessons
Remfan

Modern Orthodox Quiz
Ahava Leibtag

National Geographic's Journey to the Upper West Side
Avi Korn

60 ways to appear frum and intellectual
Michael Winner and others

Before the West Side was Won
Momoney

Questions New Yorkers can Never Answer
travis from Queens

TV: Bad for Israel?
arye dworken

Date to keep in Shape
benji joffee

Film: Conjuring Before G-d
Jon Duker

YU Chooses New Pres
Eli Clark

Jewish Deep Thoughts
Ari Greenberg

Inside Dougies
Evan K.

Observant Observations of OZ
simmy kustanowitz

Jew Years Resolutions
jenn goldi

Hollywood L'atid Lavoh
Jordan Hiller

Meeting the Parents Scorecard
Gary Strong and Avi Korn

Jewish Featured Headlines
arye dworken

Canceling Simchat Torah?
Leah Granoff

The UWS "Al Chaits" Isaac Galena

Choose you own Dating Adventure Ahava Leibtag

Entertainment Rebbis
Isaac Galena

The Dating Dictionary
Ahava Leibtag

Single Gal Wedding Guide
Jessica R./Jessica M.

New York Vs. Out of Town
Chuck Cohen

WWF star Chyna, Frum?
Arye Dworken

Dividing things Jewish and Goyish
Isaac Galena

The Jewish 80's
Noach Bernstien

Datin, the Cheap Way
Avi Korn

J-escort service
Eli Goldmann

"It" Girl
Miriam Abramowitz

Foot-IN-Mouth Epidemic
Avi Korn

Jaded by Zemiroth
Lon Smolensky

Purim Special Report
Judah Levine

Press Your Luck
Danny Fax

Upper West Side Story
Arye Dworken

Guta Neshama Hunting
Arye Dworken

Casting Calls to Conference Calls
Isaac Galena

Here is a list of 80's movies that Upper West Siders
should watch and the morals they should take home from
the movies: (in no particular order)


1) The Goonies = After a BABYRUTH, anyone can look
appealing

2) The Breakfast Club = The UWS is not where you
should meet chicks.....they are in detention. And why
not? you get to learn alot about the girls, and you
don't have to pay a dime.

3) Say Anything = If you want the girl, don't stand
outside her apartment and play music....the radio
should be playing Rabbi Frand Torah Tapes

4) Dirty Dancing = Screw being shomer!!!

5) Weird Science = If you really want to get a girl
and not spend a lot of money on dates, build a female
golem

6) Ladybugs = If you really want to meet women, dress
up like one, and sit on that side of the mechitza

7) Back To The Future = Don't date your mom

8) Karate Kid = If you really want to impress a girl,
kick the crap out of someone

9) Teen Wolf = Women like men with hair....don't shave
during sephira

10) Back To School = Have your dad chaperone your
dates and pay for the both of you

11) Animal House = Throw a freakin party already

12) Beetlejuice = Don't ask others advice.....screw it
up on your own and learn from your 75 previous failed
dates

13) Best Little Whorehouse In Texas = there is no
shame in paying for it...afterall, if you wind up with
her under the chupah, it was money well spent

14) Better Off Dead = Ask out someone who doesn't
speak English....this way she won't realise what a
dumbass you are

15) Big = Size DOES matter

16) Coming To America = Queens is better for finding
your shiduch than the UWS

17) Crocodile Dundee = The better guys are not from
the UWS

18) Starman = see # 17

19) Superman = see # 17 (getting the idea yet?)

20) Top Gun = sing acapella to your date (and not 'The
Chevra' music)

21) Elvira = Hey girls....show a little skin

22) Feild Of Dreams = If you buy it (an engagement
ring) they will come

23) Ghostbusters = If the girl has a deeper voice than
you, there is most likely something wrong with her

24) InnerSpace = guys, don't be shy if you're
"small"...you can still find a woman

25)The Little Mermaid = The guys you want, are the
ones you can't have....sorry!

26) When Harry Met Sally = Nothing wrong with "Faking
it" sometimes....and guys, if your woman has an orgasm
on a date, GOOD JOB!!


Ok, I have more, but I think it's bedtime.....submit
some yourselves....I love 80's movies!!!

please send all comments, questions to submit@bangitout.com .
(Everything we learned was from 80's movies! - this should be huge)

Readers Comments:

from HeatherPrice@surfmk.com
Gremlins------  keep your date away from bright lights, don't ever get her wet, and don't feed her after midnight.

From Samantha
Crossing Delancy - sometimes Bubba IS right after all!