The Big Event

(To the tune of “A Bi Me Leybt”)

I see the advertisement

To the Big Event

Lipa, it's you I wanna see

But the Rabbis say it's a big sin

If I go and listen

They issued a decree

Chorus:

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The Big Event

The Big Event…

For ten tickets I spring

There's seperate seating

Everything's gonna be according to Jewish law

But some Rabbis signed a petition

I don't understand their mission

Now Lipa's gonna wihdraw

Chorus:

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The Rabbis call it immoral

Yet they've caused a quarrel

About a person's parnasah they forgot

They think their behavior is sublime

They should read the Chofetz Chaim

About what is permitted and what is not

Chorus:

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They say “their sin is great”

They're very quick to berate

Do they even know what they signed?

Before your name is listed

Be sure your arm is not twisted

Be careful whom you malign

Chorus:

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The Big Event

The Big Event

The Big Event…

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