based on the Thong Song by Sisqo
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[Intro]

This thing right here
Is lettin' all the Jews know
What mystics talk about
You know, the hidden things in life
Check it out

 

Who that rebbbe so scandalous
and I know another shul couldn’t handle this
so he’s teaching the sod like whos the ish
with a look in his eyes so devilish
Uh you like to learn in the deserted shuls
learn mystical secrets and break the rules
not just mystic, he liked Tanach
cuz he was livin la vida kosher

He had drash like a gadol ha dor, dor
Talmidim like what? What? What?
Rebbe, teach the drash drash
I think hell teach it again

Talmidim like what? What? What?
Rebbe, teach the drash drash
all night long rebbe teach that sod, sod sod

 
Love it when you teach the kabbalah
(kabalah)
When you make your rebbi say the hakdamah
(sod sod, sod sod)
Rebbe I know you wanna share
(the sod, sd, sod)
That ka, ka, kabbalah

 

I like it when you teach the kabalah
(Dut dun, dut dun)
Rebbe share the secrets yo
(Dut dun, dut dun)
Rebbe I know you wanna teach
(Dut dun, dut dun)
That ka, ka, ka, kaballah

 

Listen, that Rebbe so scandalous
And I know another shul couldn't handle it
And he's teaching that sod like who's the ish
With a look in his eyes so devilish
He likes the Kabbalah he learned in Tzfat

And he cruise through the texts like something hot
Not just black hat, he likes the Rav
Cause he was living la vida kosher
 

Repeat 1
Repeat 2
Repeat 2

Moshe that Rebbe looks scandalous
I swear another shul couldn't handle it
See him teaching the kabbalah like who’s tha ish
With that look in your eye so devilish,
He likes the kabblah he learned in Tzfat
Man, those texts were something hot
Not just frontin, he followed the Rav
Cuz you be livin la vida kosher

He had drash like a Gadol ha dor, dor, dor
Talmidim like what? What? What?
Rebbe, teach the drash, drash
I'll make ya teach it  again

Cuz He had drash like a Gadol ha dor, dor, dor
Talmidim like what? What? What?
Rebbe, teach the drash, drash
I'll make ya teach it again, come on

Come on, come on, come on, yeah

Repeat 2
Repeat 2

Dut dun, dut dun
Dut dun, dut dun
Dut dun, dut dun
Dut dun, dut dun
Dut dut dun

Repeat 2 till fade