10. He kept running into relatives

9. He kept running into people who'd known his relatives

8. Heavily involved in kiruv

7. His first action upon arriving on Dagobah was to eat

6. His father wanted him to go into business with him

5. He wore black pants and jacket

4. He was unable to speak coherently around any girl

3. Even when the others had given up hope, he was dan l'chaf zechus Darth Vader

2. The ship he drove in made even a “yeshivish car” look brand-new

1. He had a Jewish mother