10) You can't remember the last time you davened with a minyan
9) You can't remember the last time you showered
8) You still remember that you need to pee from 3 hours ago
7) You don't eat breakfast and you eat lunch at 4 or 5pm
6) You fall asleep in 1 minute whenever you sit down anywhere, including on grandma ruthie
5) You fell asleep driving home post-call and hit your attending's car!! Say goodbye to that cardiology fellowship you wanted!!!!
4) You've lost 15-20 pounds and have bags under your eyes always
3) You started stealing boost from your patients to drink because you never have time to eat
2) You forget and wear scrubs to shul on rosh hashana
1) Your wife meets you in the call room for conjugal visits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!