10.  A date with that girl from the Y.U. Beacon
9.    A glossy high-end photog coffee-table book entitled: Anthony's Weiner
8.    “Occupy Wall St.”  Chocolate gelt
7.     Penn State Football shower cap
6.     Matisyahu: the Aftershave 
5.     Kardashian shmorg leftovers
4.     Bin Laden, Kim Jong Il, Ghadafi decorative plates
3.     Steve Job's turtleneck (new modern look for shabbos mincha)
2.     Rabbi “Siri” – you ask your phone a halachic question,  it tells you what you want to hear 
1.     The blue hideousness that is: Gilad Shalit's release shirt