10. Shalosh Seudos required egg salad
9. Velvet Tallis/tefillin bags. Black Velvet!?
8. Ties prohibited at shabbos mincha
7. Rabbis' children being crazy
6. Kosher Restaurants' required lack of service/food
5. Bar mitzvah speeches required staged pauses before thank-yous
4. Bisamim holder's flag top
3. Gay flower illustrations in benchers
2. Motzei shabbos pizza
1. Scary Styrofoam shatiel head holders