10.    His real identity, Yitzchak Moshe Bondowitz from 007 Ocean Parkway, wasn't working with the ladies

9.    The James Bond Orthodox Wedding Tux. The bowtie is invisible, unfortunately the chulent stains are not

8.   The 007 1986 deluxe and dilapidated yeshiva station wagon. It has literally everything in it, including 9 kids on their way to mishmar

7.   The Shnerer. You give a call to one, 400 show up at your door on at Wednesday night at 8pm

6.   Infrared Shel Yad: spots glitches in the Torah to combat those long synagogue laining delays (where everyone from the rabbi to the shul president need to figure out if it is actually a kosher aleph before calling up a 7 year old to figure it out)

5.  The Casino Royale Chol Hamoed Yankees hat: You may have payos, a huge beard and tzitzit hanging out. but no one has any clue you're Jewish with this baby on.

4.   The Vodka Martinis are shaken, stirred and mixed with some Vintage seltzer and Kedem Grape Juice

3.    007 is the gematria of Zion

2.    Spying on on other people's business comes naturally in Jewish community

1.   Bond Girls go through a shadchun