10. He has a double given first name (could be Bobbie Joe or Menachem Mendel?)
9. He wears a wide brim fedora hat
8. He smokes cigarettes (ala Marlborough Man or Motzey Shabbat)
7. He is politically conservative (ie Rush Limbaugh or Meir Kahane).
6. He wears a large belts that has special significance to him (the gartel vs. the Name Buckle)
5. His goal is to be married with kids by eighteen
4. He loves going to Friday night gatherings with his friends (Rebbe's Tish or Tractor Pull?)
3. He believes that his hero never really died (Elvis vs. the Lubavitcher Rebbe, ZT"L).
2. He drives around town in a beat-up old Pontiac whose main color is primer and rust.
And the Number One Ambiguity Between Frumsters and Rednecks:
1. You don't know exactly what language it is that he is speaking, but it sure doesn't sound like English…