10. Whispering the laining along with me gently into my ear

9. Shalshellets.

8. Wherever I point, you kiss.

7. Gabbais who try and correct me.

6. Laining my own aliyah. Dang I'm hot.

5. A Mint Tikkun.

4. Finiding a broken letter during laining. Stupid sofers.

3. Laining myself to sleep

2. Shel Yads.  Nough said.

1. Parshas Zachor. The 10 Commandments. You're welcome.