10. I've been circum-sizing you up, since you walked into synagogue.
9. Why eat? You got all the bagel lox and cream cheese I need.
8. Are you a mohel? Because you've left me a gash on my heart.
7. You seem like a snip off the old block
6. I need a second opinion, do you think the mohel took too much off mine?
5. Say my name, say my name. You can call me baby
4. Like a mohel, I get all my work done before most people wake up.
3. Are you anti-Mezizah B'Peh?
2. Forget foreplay let's get right to the foreskin
1. Circumsize me!