10. I've been circum-sizing you up, since you walked into synagogue. 

9.  Why eat? You got all the bagel lox and cream cheese I need. 

8. Are you a mohel? Because you've left me a gash on my heart.  

7. You seem like a snip off the old block 

6. I need a second opinion, do you think the mohel took too much off mine? 

5. Say my name, say my name. You can call me baby

4. Like a mohel, I get all my work done before most people wake up. 

3. Are you anti-Mezizah B'Peh?  

2. Forget foreplay let's get right to the foreskin

1. Circumsize me!