10.   Let's do the opposite of disengagement

9.  There maybe a cease-fire, but my heart is still burnin for you

8.   If  you kiss me, I'd be glad to respond disproportionately  

7. I declare unilaterally that "I'm ready to father your children"

6.  Hammas will inevitably break the cease-fire, so let's use these 10 minutes to make a little peace of our own

5.   Care to take these diplomatic negotiations back to my place?

4. A bomb-alarm just went off in my heart, no wait, that's just Hammas actually firing at civilians again

3.   So, come to this bomb shelter often?

2.   My heart is on Tzeva Adom

1.   U.N.  I belong together