10. Receiving shaloch manos.
9.Tisha b'av – celebrating other Jews losing everything.
8. Simchas Torah – buying aliyos with other people's money.
7. Shavuos – reading ten commandments as" to do" list.
6. Stealing cohen's shoes during duchaning.
5. Debt cancellation of shmitta.
4. Sukkot – imagining that other Jews have really lost their homes.
3. Pesach – the fictional sale of chometz.
2.Cleaning you out of your "chometz".
1. Stealing the afikomen.