10. Opening Ceremonies has a shmorg

9.  Torch Lighting scheduled at sundown

8.  4th place finishers get a bowl of hot Chicken Soup (5th place: no knedeilach)

7.  Curling sweepers are also available for pre-peseach cleaning

6.  German skaters required to do at least one Mel Brooks “Hitler on Ice” routine

5.  New Sport: Walking to Shul in Snow

4.  Torah Bright and Shani Davis are given extra points based on first names

3.  Ice Dancing has a mechitza

2.  Jewish Mothers are on site to ensure jackets are fully zippered up

1.  Games are held in Florida