10. Opening Ceremonies has a shmorg
9. Torch Lighting scheduled at sundown
8. 4th place finishers get a bowl of hot Chicken Soup (5th place: no knedeilach)
7. Curling sweepers are also available for pre-peseach cleaning
6. German skaters required to do at least one Mel Brooks “Hitler on Ice” routine
5. New Sport: Walking to Shul in Snow
4. Torah Bright and Shani Davis are given extra points based on first names
3. Ice Dancing has a mechitza
2. Jewish Mothers are on site to ensure jackets are fully zippered up
1. Games are held in Florida