10. Still no temple parking spot reserved for Kohain Gadol

9. Two Words: "Ephod Rash"

8. No cell phone reception in desert Tabernacle

7. Constantly getting confused for KKK Grand Dragon

6. Had to take blood bath in Initial Public "Offering"

5. Small bells on garment ruin daily "Hide N' Go Seek" Altar Game

4. Urim V'tumim won't pick lotto numbers

3. Wearing enough purple to be in a Prince Video

2. Mikvah prune hands

1. Ain't no "Dress Down Fridays" in the Kodosh Kedoshim