10.  Heart-shaped deli roll 

9.   Box of Dark Chocolate Pops; not only Kosher for Passover, but actually from Passover

8.  The Sensual Red Kaballah Bendel, from Target

7.  Nothing says Romance like the Dinner Box from KD

6.  Bouquet of long stemmed lulav branches

5.  Romantic getaway to your mother-in-laws

4.  “Monsey is for Lovers” t-shirt

3.   A Dozen Red Hots

2.   A JDate/Frumster/SawyouatSinai Membership

1.  Edible Tzitzit