10. White Kittuls worn before Memorial day
9. Eating dinner after 9pm
8. Parsley bits caught in your teeth
7. Non-Wine stained hagadah pages
6. The 35 year old reading the Mahnishtana – who we kidding here?
5. The 4 cups of grape juice
4. Overly Reused Dvar Torahs
3. Excessive “lean left” reminders
2. Half-assed Afikomen gifts
1. Marror Breath