10. the work world stands on three “T” things: 1) timesheets 2) to-do lists 3) time-off
9. Say little and email alot.
8. Do not work on the hopes of receiving a bonus. Let the fear of layoffs be upon you
7. Let your office be a meeting room for the higher-ups. Sit in the back and drink their every word, then send out a conference report immeidately after.
6. Make for yourself a boss, take your coworker to lunch, and judge everyone towards merit (but CYA cover your ass)
5. Be like Human Resources, loving peace and pursuing peace, but watch out for sexual harrasment
4. How your boss takes credit: What is mine is mine, and what is yours is mine.
3. Do not judge your fellow until you are in his place….unless it's his annual review.
2. If not now, when? Sorry, it's 5-o'clock will worry about it tomorrow.
1. Who is a Wealthy Man? Check Forbes