10. No rabbi speech

9. Will finally stop wearing same suit every shabbos

8. Sick post prison pichei stories…

7. Can blame single status on waiting for him to get out to officiate wedding

6. Less fear he'll screw up your family names during Simcha

5. Sick parking spot open

4. Cuts out middle man of selling chometz to a goy

3. Shabbos over 20 minutes earlier

2. Breakaway minyan finally has no purpose

1.  Guilt-free Kiddush Club