10. He's single, in his thirties, had a wife, and thinks his bashert is Pamela Anderson

9. In hopes of creating “sexy time” gets rejected by women on a consistent basis

8. He's wearing the same bad out-dated tie n' suit all the time (every shabbos)

7. At meals, leads the singing of zmiros in an off-tune manner for extended periods which is cute for the first minute then gets sketchy

6. Nostalgic about his hometown is nice until you meet his weird slimy friend

5. Many other weird guys already using the pickup line: “I LIKE YOU, YOU LIKE ME?”

4. Requiring gay men to wear blue hats would definitely make things a lot less confusing for that UWS girl who's been dating the same guy for the past 8 years

3. That bottle Moscato D'Asti that's been in your kitchen since 2000 may taste exactly like Kazakh fermented Horse urine

2. Knowing how to deflect “Jew Claw” may come in handy when trying to avoid that overly eager bald dude who's been stalking you at shul

1. There is definitely more than a few girls with one-year plough experience