10. Got trigger happy when Movember ended
 9. Sick of being mistaken for ZZ Top or Joahkin Pheonix
8. Shaved 15 minutes off his drying time at mikvah
7. Damn Hipsters stole brooklyn now they are after beards
6. Started new foundation: Sidelocks for Love.  
5. Airport Security looking for Homeland Turned MIA Nicolas Brody
4. Awkward acne phase finally gone   
3. Thought facial hair may be reason king never got crown
2.  Novelty of being a Tall Jew enough for stardom
1.  His barber forgot Jerusalem, and his right hand slipped