10. They're both best when they're hot.
9. The longer it takes to make, the better it is.
8. Just like sex, when you first hear what cholent is, it sounds pretty disgusting.
7. It's best to be creative, and try different things out every time.
6. Men crave it more than women.
5. Sometimes, but not always, the grosser the things you include, the better it is.
4. A new wife has to learn how to do it well to keep her husband happy.
3. If she's not very good at it, she can make up for this by doing it more often.
2. Both are best enjoyed on Shabbat but forbidden on Yom Kippur.
….And the Number one reason why Cholent is like Sex: Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.