10. Already very familiar with Tax Brackets
9. It's an actual DANCE that won't lead to sex
8 March Madness much catchier than usual November neurosis
7 Circumcision and Tipoff go hand and hand
6 Beats Ponzi schemes
5 Distracts coworkers while you quietly put in for a week off for Passover
4 Best way to learn about secular colleges other than Penn and Queens College
3 64 32 16 8 4 = Gematria Galore
2 Reminds you of what your Jewish American Family Tree looks like with assimilation taken into account
1 Opening the Pool in March; Gevalt!
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