10. Someone asks “Why is this Administration Different than all other Administrations?”
9. When someone steals afikomen, Press Secretary announces a national security breach
8. Mid-Seder interruption: Homeland Security leavens the national terror alert
6. Obama engages Wicked Son
7. Someone mentions Republican, everyone responds back “Dayaynu”
5. Background check into Abraham's idolatrous past is a 400 page classified document
4. Most Jewish thing about the seder: Joe Biden Hairplugs
3. Instead of dripping wine for each of the 10 plagues, the Secretary of Defense is taking notes
2. Chad Gad Ya changed to Donkey
1. Forget “God's outstretched arm”, everyone there is checking out Michelle's