10. Nobody is kissing the Torah  
9.  First time you've ever seen men actually taking schmaltz herring without their hands
8.  Big macher who never says good shabbos to you, now has an excuse
7.  Children groups have a special “Quarantined tots 'n snots program”
6.  Most irreligious members suddenly have their Talis draped over their heads, primarily to serve as Flu masks
5.  Rabbi's Yasher Skoyach Handshake replaced with fist-bump
4.  Women suddenly pro higher-mechitza
3.  Shul Gossip not revolving around how much someone paid for their new kitchen
2.  Kiddush club shots actually vaccinations
1.  First time in the history of mankind: teens are actually shomer negiah