10.  Has the longest beard in the room but totally screwed up p'sicha  
9.   Claims he's been living in a cave for years (you thought he meant learning in Lakewood)  
8.   Really liked the torah portion about Burning Bush  
7.   Cheers for the tochacha
6.   You ask him what his wife does, he responds: Which one?
5.   Greets mourners with “Im yirtzah Hashem by you”
4.   Says he's from the middle east, but doesn't know any of your cousins.
3.   Sponsors 9/11 Kiddush
2.   His Al Qaeda Purim costume looked a little too authentic
1.   Called up to the torah “Osama Ben Laden”