10. You can't eat the appetizers so you are drunk after 10 minutes
9. There is bound to be another Jewish person there who you acknowlege by not acknowledging
8. Since you're tipsy, you find yourself accidentally throwing in words like “mamesh”, “davka”, “chas'vshalom”, “staam” and “c'ninehurah”
7. The only mix drinks you order are the ones you recognize from Weddings (another Amaretto Sour, ehr, Shriley Temple)
6. Your game plan post drinks is: will KD be open at this hour?
5. You wouldn't step foot in a bar regularly, but you tell yourself it's for “parnusah”
4. At jewish singles events you are usually a nervous wreck, but here you're the life of the party.
3. You've already made a mental note that your next date must be here
2. You are so hungry you are sure you just devoured your co-workers drink garnish
1. You excuse yourself by saying you have to meet other friends for drinks (aka. Friday Night Kiddush)