10. Some dude is debating whether superbowl commercials are the ikar or tufail?
9. The Betting Pool has some tzedeka attached to it
8. There are michig snacks for first half and fleshig is brought out at halftime
7. Someone keeps talking about his friend's friend who got tickets to the game
6. Halftime shows were made for davening mincha
5. Some jackass is reading this list during the first Etrade commerical
4. Some guy is only rooting for the Cardinals because his family once went to the Biltmore for Pesach
3. Screaming God's name in vain, especially followed by the word "damit", is prohibitted unless your quarterback throws an interception in the last 30 seconds of the game, which then becomes obligatory
2. If it's not a +32 inch Flatscreen, people ask if you are on welfare
1. Someone just called the QB, Benyomin Roethlisberger