10. All gifts are regifted
9. When dreidle lands on either Gimmel, Shin, Hay, or Nun you lose!
8 . Not only are the Latkes and donuts greasy, but so is the host
7. The fine china plates are also made of clay
6. You're pretty sure a 50 billion dollar IOU note was just put in the dreidel pot
5. Everyone at the party is a Jewish member of a non-profit board
4. Knock Knock jokes all end with "Made-off with about 50 bil"
3. Shocked to find out Doughnuts aren't made with dough
2. Party held in federal prison
1. The money is chocolate