10. Getting in a yelling match with John Marx is your way of saying thanks for the bagels.
9. You went to Cincinnati Hebrew Day School until 8th grade and haven't been home since.
8. Golf Manor is the last of bastion of Cinci modern orthodoxy; everyone else is either reform or looking for a seat at KI. (Even your high school changed its name to B'nos Rochel Pesia Fruma)
7. Graeter's is the greatest kosher hidden treasure since Ben met Jerry.
6. You are pretty sure the Reform movement started three houses down from yours.
5. You went to day school in a bowling alley, and high school in a movie theater.
4. You work in Nursing Homes.
3. Your tallis is orange and black. (In your opinion, the 1988 Icky Woods shuffle could have brought
moshaich.)
2. You are the most well known Jewish-Cincinnatian you know, next to Jerry Springer.
1. Your secret ingredient in Cholent: Chili (Skyline someday)