10.  You find yourself taking lactaid pills before Friday night dinner

9.   Still using the “Jews for Cheeses” joke

8.   Three words of evil:  Pareve Ice cream
7.  Hardly consider divorcing your wife for proposing a Milchig lunch
6   Getting out of all responsibilities with you stayed up all night excuse doesn't fly anymore
5.  So over your brief obsessions with naming next kid Boaz
4.  Not sure you can appreciate your rabbi's speech when it's not 2am and there's no cheesecake
3.  Milchig kiddush now only partially disgusts you

2.  Eating that entire ziti leftovers preshabbos ain't helping anyone


1. Shabbos now feeling like a three day yomtov