10. Haven't woken up before 10AM in 2 weeks

9. Work clothing is still stained from '08 holiday party 

8. You've become mildly obsessed with reading the entire newspaper, watching soap operas and rewatching Sportcenter hourly

7. Overwhelmed with all tasks from December to-do list saying “to do after break”

6.  Lost December to-do list

5. Have no Metro-card or even a drop of emotional energy for “commuting”

4. Slightly regret deleting the 5000 emails in inbox before leaving for Christmas break

3. Suddenly jealous of those friends who were laid off 

2. No recollection of your computer username/password 

1. You can't give up your afternoon nap