(for parshat tazria metzsora)
10. The default Facebook profile pic looks exactly like you
9. First Sephardic Jew in history to be nicknamed “Whitey”
8. No one gives you grief for wearing white before Memorial day
7. You are shomer negiah
6. The creepy 30 year old bald single guy isn't hitting on you
5. Your classified ad reads “SWMSA” (Single White Male Seeking Albino)
4 All your jackets are suddenly kittels
3. Your name is Bibi and you are in the DC area
2. You're a White Sox fan in Wrigleyville
1. You are single, over 23 living in a Jewish community that's not the Upper West Side or Katamon