10. You aren’t the only one groaning at Magid

9.    They lean for everything  

8.    No one is complaining about the matzah

7.   Your tone-deaf uncle finally has someone who sings in the same tune as him

6.   You drip wine for the plagues, they drool  

5.   Everyone wants to read the dead son part

4.    Your long drawn out  dvar torah on the similarities between Exodus and Creation gets the same level of attentiveness

3.    Everyone takes dressing up in raggedy slave attire very seriously

2.    Serious halachic debate ensues regarding Zombie vs. Frogs

1.    The shankbone has teeth marks on it