10. “Light & Eat” theme changed to “Eat Light”

9.   Dreidle spinning now just a Spinning class

8.   No one's touching your Maccabee 'n Cheese

7.   You just received an “8day gym membership” gift 

6.   Your sister is demanding you light with trans-fat-free oil

5.   Latkas replaced with Greek Salad  
4.   Blessing of “Sheasa Nisim” is recited when you pass on the cheese blintzes
3.   Empty plate on table titled “donut holes”
2.   You're playing Dreidle for weight watcher points
1.   Your mom is paying you gelt not to eat choclate