10  Suddenly takes on minhag to wear hat on face
9    Synagogue Charity Auction now includes “Kidney”
8    Unless you work in criminal defense, you ain't getting Shlishi
7   Rebbetzin is suddenly on Jdate
6   Afternoon Halacha Shiur now entitled: “Ankle Monitors on Shabbat”
5   Will be spending the rest of the summer “upstate”
4   Sermon comes in form of an Affadavit
3   Keeps tying everything to an obscure “Josef in Jail” metaphor
2   Pretty sure he just referred to Bernie Madoff as “Shlita“
1   He's still wearing Black & White, only this time, it's all stripes