10.You wake up and put on your coat to go eat breakfast in the succah

9. Your succah is still up

8. The barbershop with the TV is where you go to check the football game scores

7. At noon you crave malaga red wine and herring

6. You need a 3 hour nap at work

5. You get to davening and 1) forget to put on tefillin 2) stunned by how short davening is

4. You're wearing your shabbos robe and slippers in the office

3. Keep checking clock to see when sunset is before you can start cooking dinner

2. You haven't unpacked yet cause you may need to travel next weekend for another yomtov

1. It's your first free Sunday in months, and you haven't the foggiest idea as to what to do with yourself