10. Best Torah correction outburst by a non gabbai or synagogue official

9. Best scotch served during a feature haftorah

8. Best breakaway minyan

7 Best politically motivated defection to another shul by a high profile member

6. Best return of a politically motivated high profile defector from another shul

5. Best Real-Estate Broker card ad placed in a shul journal or on shul bulleting board

4. Best default or yartzheit kiddush

3. Best candy bag thrower from a non-point blank range seat

2. Best Cantorial performance by a random visiting cousin in for a wedding

1. Best futile request for silence from a Rabbi