10. “Sir, are these Hebrew leather S&M strap-ons yours?”
9. “So all these Tin-foil balls have leftovers in them?”
8. “What part of 'single man carrying a hatbox' isn't suspicious?”
7. With a box like that, that must be one nice lemon”
6. “So let me get this straight. Your mother's friend's sister-in-law's daughter packed this bag and needs you to give it to her brother whom you've never met?”
5. “Sorry, you say this entire duffle bag full of smoked meats, canned foods, pots, pans, crock pot is for one weekend?”
4. “Please take off your jacket. Your other jacket. Your hat. Your other hat”
3. “Ms, you cannot be on the phone while going through the metal detector.”
2. “uh, you forgot your kid!”
1. “I'm sorry were going to have to scan the Styrofoam head in your bag again”