10. Chief of Staff will carry actual staff
9. In tribute to his younger brother Ari, inspiration for Entourage's Ari Gold, will require President Obama to "Hug it out" with any foreign ambassador, sans Iran
8. Front Lawn Easter egg roll followed by Presidential Pesach Cleaning
7. Oval office suddenly renovated to a shape of star of David
6. Newest Cabinet members: President Jedd Bartlett, Josh Lyman, Toby Zeigler
5. Presidential Radio Address hosted by Nachum Segal
4. West Wing decorated with Mizrach sign
3. "Air Force One" fully equipped with random yeshivish guys walking around aisles looking for shachris minyan
2. Upon moving in all Whitehouse mezuzot will be checked
1. "Yes, We Can!" changed to "We Can, No?"