10. Have shabbos plans before Thursday evening
9. Take at least one shower before 18 minutes of shabbos starts
8. Don't murder roommates
7. Make move on long time platonic friend.
6. Actually accept a shidduch from your “mom's friend”
5. Stop flirting with gentile coworker
4. Call your parents and let them in on your daitng life before they call you
3. Run the entire Central Park Loop (you know the place with the Great Lawn)
2. Pay rent and cable bills without having roommates have to ask you for check
1. Daven mincha once (with or without facebook still open)