10. Most calls were interrupted by a computerized voice saying “Bezek, Shalom.”

9. There was techno music constantly playing in the background.

8.  The caller quickly said “bli neder” after every threat.

7. A majority of the calls were made collect.

6.  No calls were made while episodes of (insert popular Israeli shows) were on.

5. All calls started with, “Em, Eez Thees the JCC…M?”

4. If female at JCC picked up phone, caller asked her out after threat was made.

3. Israel was having too quiet a week in terms of negative media.

2. The Mossad told them three months ago.

1. The 972 country code popping up on caller ID