10. You find it normal to wait on a 3 hour line for a slice of pizza as your entire night activity
9. The names of people bowling in the lane next to you: Shprintza, Pessah, Blimah, Yanky, Chaim and PIN-chus
8. Just carrying one cell phone puts you 2 cell phones below the average
7. It's 85 degrees yet the entire table next to you are sporting oversized HASC sweatshirts
6. You mention you are staying at V.V. to a Chasid and you are no longer counted for the minyan.
5. At first you feel sorry for the local hicks by the Jewish summer invasion, but then you realize that you've probably paid off most of their mortgage
4. You find that there are 10 times as many Jews in Wal-Mart at 3am, then there are at shul on shabbos
3. People freak out when Jewish singer Lipa Shmetlzer makes a late night cameo at Fialkoffs, primarily because they may lose their spot on line.
2. When someone asks what's going on in the "Major League" they unquestionably mean "Bungalow softball"
1. The only two words going through your head: Hocker Paradise