10. you can hold your own when comparing passport
stamps, you just whip out all of those cool circle and rectangle ones with three
languages on them
9. You expect to be able to sneak on about 6
carry-on bags
8.(coming from) the only place in the world where
the kosher food isn't really kosher...enough
7.You expect to sit next to somebody on a flight
with a gun, and feel safer
6. Screaming babies, what screaming babies
5
.You have had your teffilin opened and checked
before the flight
4.You are ready for the worst turbulence, which is from the shuckling during
shmone esreh
3.The only in flight entertainment you need is a Hassid getting into a fight
with a stewardess
2. You bring a water bottle with you rinse out your mouth after landing and
kissing the ground
1. You have reached a major milestone in your life when you have finally earned
enough miles to get your seat before coming to the airport
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From LadyBluenote
1) You know not to ask for a bulkhead seat because the armrests don't go up
2) you know not to ask for a seat in the last row of a section because the
seats don't recline.
(And if you didn't know these things before, you're welcome for the free
advice!)
My husband says the bathroom is all ten of them.
from Rose Landowne,
New York
You carry ketchup packets in your ticket folder to make the omelette
breakfast palatable.
You give out ElAl business class toothbrushes to all your guests on Erev
Yom
Kippur.
From Don Spilky:
1. You can answer the Security questions before they are asked
2. You bring your own food anyway, even though you know your Kosher meal
will not be given away
3. You make sure your cousin in the Shin Bet meets you on the tarmac to
avoid those long custom lines
4. When you assist in a medical emergency on the plane (Chas v'Shalom)
people assume you are in Hatzolah and not a Dr.
Love the Site! Please keep em coming.
From moshe grunhaus: in Baltimore
-You realize that the people at the security check in the airport were
deprived from playing with stickers when they were kids. You beg them to
leave some room on your luggage for the return flight.
When you have seen too many handicapped people sitting in seats 59 E and 59
F ( the middle seats in the middle section at the end of the plane) because
the emergency exit seats are always reserved for the members of the shas
party (who got to the airport in their volvo limo and smoke TIME) bec they
have PROTEKZIA.
