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From Anonymous:
Mazal Tov so and so on the birth of your child. She/he looks exactly like
your wife/husband/like you. Well, you can't win 'em all.
From Gary Strong
1. Mazel Tov, however let me warn you about the mole on her back
2. Mazel Tov to my two best friends, I am so happy you both came out of
the closet.
3. Mazel Tov, the last time I saw you, you were in my bed.
4. Mazel Tov, wow that is one nice boob job
From
Yifat Lee:
I actually saw this on onlysimchas
; “Wow after six times the seventh actually said yes! Mazal
tov”
From Anonymous
I know it's been a million years since we have spoken and i am so sorry for
that...but when i heard the news i was so excited! mazal tov mazal tov
mazal tov! - do you remember in ninth grade when we went on that to trip to
some kind of fun zone and we were sitting by some slide and you had just
gone to a wedding the night before and you were telling us how you wanted
to get married so badly? well guess what? now you are getting married! and
you are going to have so much more fun at this wedding cuz its going to be
yours!!!! thanks for being such a great friend! mazal tov and may you
always be as happy as you are right now!
From Jodi Buckman
-mazel tov! you look amazing and emaciated. can't wait to see you gain back those 35 pounds after a couple months of marriage!
-i'm SO SO SO SO SO SO happy to hear the news! gosh darn it, if you're engaged, there's still hope for the rest of us.
-Jane and Jon-- congrats! jon, although i've never met you because you met jane about 5 and half minutes ago, i'm sure you're a great guy! wish you both the best of luck getting to know each other.
From SugarHi93@aol.com
1. Wow - I was looking through your pictures, and I think your ring is GORGEOUS, although it looked better on me when your chatan and I were engaged last year.
2. Hey, man, remember that time we went to pick up chicks, but ended up getting arrested, and then fined on 4 counts of possession? you've sure come a long way since then! mazel tov!
3. hey - remember me? we went on that date last year, but i thought you told me you were becoming a lesbian.
4. to my favorite roommate - even though we won't be living together next year, i'll still keep that sock on the doorknob as a memento. i'll miss you!
5. to my callah - you've been such an amazing part of my life - i can't wait to start our life together in june. btw, did u remember to pick up the Preparation H?
6. hey, i know you - didn't you used to work at hooters in midtown?
From Steve Goloskov
I haven't laughed so hard since....well.....since your last article.
From Isaac Farbowitz
-Mazel Tov, Mazel Tov---but we all know this wedding isnt gonna happen!
-Mazel Tov on your wedding..just hope you got him/her to sign a pre-nup.
-Mazel Tov on your wedding ,Chana Sara Pupik...I told you the black hatters weren't worth the wait.
-Mazel Tov to my ex-husband and his flavor of the month, here's to a great six months together!
-You two really deserve each other--after all, it's not often that a guy sees two of his ex girlfriends on OnlySimchas- MARRIED TO EACH OTHER!
-Mazel Tov, Chaim Yankel Rosenberg...I guess this means you decided not to go play for the other team, Baruch Hashem!
From Heather Price
Elana and Erin-- you guys are TOO funny!
How about "Is that a photo of your new baby, or of Winston Churchill?"
