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Top 10 Favorite Childhood Shabbos Pastimes
By bangitout.com staff
NEW reader comments!


10. Lego - until ultra-religious friend politely tells you that your going to hell for building on the Sabbath

9. Trivial Pursuit - "People and Places" or "Sport and Leisure", you knew nothing else

8. Nok-Hockey - you spend 2 hours trying to find the puck

7. Taboo - this is where you learned to say loshon horah without mentioning the person's name

6. Building tents out of your sheets - umm, I really have no clue why we did that

5. Monopoly - The "Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect 200 Dollars," line was always in your Rebbi's repertoire

4. Spades - Pringles as 'betting chips' made this card game so much more interesting

3. Risk - Afghanistan takes on a total new meaning now

2. Capture the flag - you couldn't carry, so you made the flag someone's necktie

1. There's always some kid with a ping-pong table


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From "Still love pastel pink"
Barbie fashion show!
Actually, I wish it had been that tame. More often than not, my friend and I -- we were 8 years old-- created stories revolving around her 2 Barbies and 1 Ken. Usually, Ken was married to one and having an affair with the other, and both were pregnant . . . we watched waaaaaaaay too much TV!

From Msaltz1
what about mao?? making up stupid rules and then spending several hours trying to figure them out ("with talent on loan from g-d") is always a blast or set? where boys and girls "accidentaly" touch each other while looking for nonexistent sets of three and yelling "SET!!!!!", thus causing the other players and nearby onlookers bodily harm (this is especially effective when on a sugar high at a shabbaton at 2:47 in the a.m.)and then there's the ultimate card games - slapjack, war, spoons, and egyptian rats crew.
but the greatest game of all time - the napping game.
From Jordan
Here are all alternatives to real sports that we used to play

Off the roof baseball – throw ball onto slanted roof – try and trick opponent as to where it will land either by putting spin on it, throwing real high, or dumping it in the far corner. As many times as it bounce before he catches it equals how many bases you get
Stoop ball – throw ball at front steps with opponent lined up behind you. Try and get corner between steps so ball comes back hard and sharp. Bases equal amount of bounces before catch
Chumash baseball – (only in shul) – Open chumash – ends of chapters, parshas, upsidedown gimel, and chazak equal single, double, triple, homer, respectively. Cheating was easy if you knew the chumash and were allowed to flip after the initial opening.
Shabbos Tennis – (only in Morasha) – Tennis where you catch the ball with your hands and throw it back – no rackets – a lot of sweating and running.

From bangitoutreader looking at the girl across the street? I had that too. Quite mind blowing for a 14 year old boy to see a 13 year old bais yaakov girl get undressed in front of an open window! what was she thinking? I wonder whatever happened to her? long long time ago...

From Anonymous Looking at the girl across the street with a telescope

From David Tuchman

How could you not include the most timeless one of all?
-Finding out the scores of afternoon sports game by peering through gentiles' windows

From Ettah 
hey what about all the outdoor games?
like marco polo.... cops and robbers.... red rover.... and all those other games where when we were kids the boys and the girls would (gasp) play together? it was the only excuse we had to touch each other in public with out getting in trouble.....
aside from that... there were also the games played with balls... basketball... kickball... etc... that everyone seemed to be opposed to because you weren't supposed to use the erev for that....
ettah

From Etan Ehrenfeld
How could you forget about the most Jewish card game EVER?!?!?!?!?  KENT!!!!!

From LollyPop07@aol.com
CANDYLAND!!!!!!!

From Adam Tybeg
what about tabletop bottlecap football? (nothing else better to do during shaloshutes)

From SMir85@aol.com
Playing servant and making my sister feed me those paskez button candies that you pull off the strips of paper.

From Steven Goloskov
How can you forget Rummy Tiles?