10.Paskez Gum - Chewing gum flavor that lasts a full 5 seconds
9. Bamba - The taste of peanut, the texture of chalk
8. Manischewitz Wine - Who knew wine could end diabetes?
7. Kojel Jello - What you call "Artificial Color", we call "Love"
6. Kosher Delight - Miraculously, enough oil to last you a full 8 days of indigestion
5. Stela Doro Assorted Cookies - Winner of the 1987 Bubby’s Choice Award, until they went milchig
4. Empire Chicken Pie - Always one of these left on the shelf
3. Borsalino Hats - The official uniform of Major League Rabbinical Colleges
2. Hebrew National Hotdogs - We answer to a higher authority, his name: Jesus
1. Vintage Seltzer - It’s what real drinkers drink, when they’re not drinking Borscht