| The Kosher Top 10
Top Ten ways you know you
have been on too many Bad Dates
By Estie7234@aol.com
10)
When someone mentions a potential date your autoresponse is usually "Ok,
now what's really wrong with them".
9) The "I'd love to, but I'm really busy washing my hair" line is no
longer a line.
8) You constantly think about your second grade crush and wonder why you
couldn't
have made it work.
7) You vow to marry the next person who walks through your door, then actually
stop to ponder what life with the chinese delievery
guy would be like.
6) When you see "happy couples" on the street holding hands and
engaging in
other
acts of PDA you throw pennies at them.
5) You started writing a book entitled "Like sand through an hourglass,
these are the dates of my life"
4) When describing your most recent date to your family your mother says,
"Stop it you'll scare your little sister"
3) You get sympathetic stares from the people who work at the "dating
spots" because you are there AGAIN with someone ELSE.
2) You embrace single life. Heck, if Rachel, Ross, Phoebie and Joey are
happy you can be too!
1) Swearing off the opposite sex, you've found no problem in becoming "the
man/lady with cats"
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From Dina
1. You know *exactly* what is gonna be on a date.
2. When you mention to your rabbi/father about 'the "South African" boy
you went out' he throws out 20 names, and you're not sure who are they.
From
Kumphort@aol.com
- You feel yourself nodding in agreenment when reading Top Ten ways you know
you have been on too many Bad Dates
-
You recogonize half the people on onlysimchas.com as people who you previously
dated
- Forget
about caring which highschool they went to, You no longer care If they
graduated highschool
From :
- your only requirement
for a husband is that they breathe (shomer shabbos would be a plus).
- you reference dates to your friends with names like, the bald guy, the fat
guy, the really short guy, the late guy, the crass guy, the smelly car guy, the
cheap guy, the not over his last relationship guy, the teeth guy, etc...
- you make up lists for bangitout.com about how you know if you've had too many
bad dates!
From :
1. When the first conversation sucks you don't even bother setting up a date.
2. You go to a singles event and find you went out with more than ten people
there.
3. Your shadchan has ran out of people to set you up with.
4. When you see the Breslov guy who sells the Metziat Hazivug pamphlets, you
curse him out.
5. You've considered joining a monastery.
6. Sperm donation seems like the only way you'll ever fulfill Pru U'r'vu.
From DG:
-You have a standing reservation at Abigaels, Village Crown(both M and F),
and Bella Luna.
-You never thought you'd need a database to count all of the names of former
dates.
-The weddings of friends have started to slow down/You're now sitting with
friends' nieces and nephews at weddings because you are one of four people
at the wedding who aren't married.
-You figure you're going to have triplets to catch up.
-Picking a restaurant is now based on convenience of parking/logistics,
instead of impressing a date.
-You no longer care about going out in your hometown or not.
-You no longer care which HS they went to.
-At $20+ a square foot/mo on the west side, You take it for granted they've
used their queen side bed for more than filling up space.
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